Me and my friend Chewy, not the Star Wars character, went to the boats today. Chewy won about some money and we got two comp buffets, that is the reason I went. I love to eat free food.
He went back and won some more, I was walking around and I saw OJ Simpson around some slot machines. He had two bodyguards and a hot chick with him.
He stopped walking for a minute so I went over and asked him if he was up or down. He said that he wasn't gambling and put his hand out. So I shook the hand that didn't fit into the glove.
I told him that I got a free buffet and he walked away. I bet that no one ever told him that before.
I can still remember the case about ten years ago. I never thought that I would meet him, really I never even thought about it. I can remember when the verdict came down, I had a portable radio and I had about ten people gather around me to listen to the verdict. Ten years later, I would meet him. Or ten years later OJ would meet me.
So I survived an encounter with OJ Simpson, and lived to tell the tale. Was I afraid to meet him, NO! I am Starfleet, we fear nothing. To boldly go where no man has gone before.