How to get free food.

Today I went out to eat with some homies. I ordered the chicken fried chicken with NO gravy.

A few minutes later everyone got their food but me. The waitress told me that they put gravy on it. So a few more minutes go by, I am hungry now, she comes back and says that they had put gravy on it again. So she told me that my meal was now free. The manager comes out and apologizes and says that I can get a free desert. I asked for more fries.

So I got a free meal and more fries because I don’t eat dairy. And guess what, I’m going back to eat if I can get another free meal. Life is good.